Count Choculitis: (Noun) Dwight's dilemma of loving Count Chocula too much for comfort
Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion(Noun) When your teeth turn to liquid and slowly drip down the back of your throat
Government Created Killer nano Robot Infection: (Noun) Apparently too dangerous for anyone on the show to publicly define
Pretendonitis: (Noun) Dwight's hearing loss. Jim and Pam make Dwight think he is losing his hearing, and encourage him to get it checked out.
"In the medical community, 'negative' means 'good.' Which makes absolutely no sense." -Michael
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