Monday, April 11, 2011

The Office Dictionary

Stapler: an object specifically used for placing in jello to insight Dwight’s wrath.

Cardboard: a means of replacing Dwight’s chair, desk, and office supplies with in order to create havoc on Dwight’s part

Incalculacable: The immeasuribility to grasp what Michael's four heroes, Bob Hope, Abraham Lincoln, Bono, and God have done for the world.

Count Choculitis: Jim's medical condition he wants health insurance coverage on in honor of Dwight's love for Count Chocula.

Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion: where your teeth turn to liquid and slowly drip down the back of your throat

Pretendonitis: Dwight is diagnosed by his office peers as having this disease (episode 3 season 3)
---Pam and Jim would hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor.

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